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I was leaving the movie theater when I saw a really hot blonde girl walking out with her friend and her friend’s boyfriend. They were going my way so I watched them for a second. She was cute… but probably 16 or 17. After a few feet of walking, I lost them in the Friday night crowd.

I had just seen Apacalypto -very intense. On my way out to the parking lot I saw the movie poster on the way. It was next to the Happy Feet poster. That would make a good double feature.

I hit the parking lot when I saw the blonde again. They had just met some other friends and where exchanging hugs. Right then when I heard the line that would define my existance.

The follow words came out of the blonde girl’s lips as she greeted her girlfriend:

“I was thinking how cold my boobs were and I just happen to think of you.”

Uhm… wow… Read that line again. Your eyes start to glaze over and your brain starts to disintergrate.

“I was thinking how cold my boobs were and I just happen to think of you.”

I walked the parking lot for about 20 minutes trying to find my car. My mind was dizzy and pre-occupied. I had heard Lewis Black’s comedy about line he heard (“If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have spend that year in college”) but this one was worse. Way worse.

I knew what was going to happen to me. On the way home a blood vessel in my head would pop and they’d find me dead in a ditch. I had to get that line out of my head

“I was thinking how cold my boobs were and I just happen to think of you.”

I made it back to my house. Safe for now… but the night is still young.

I didn’t know you’re boobs could get cold??

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